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THG – After first making contact by following him on Twitter, Shiner claims he sent his number in a personal message, inviting her to dinner. “I Googled him before we met and saw he was engaged, but at the time there were reports that she had broken it off because she thought he was cheating, so I assumed they had broken up,” she told Radar, presumably without irony. It became clear she still lived at his home, however. “While I was there, he called Evelyn and asked if she could order a pizza to be delivered for him, and even had her pay for it,” Shiner said. “I thought it was odd and I wondered if she was really his fiancee or just a secretary.” She’s not his fiancee anymore, having filed for divorce yesterday. Chad apologized in a statement to his fans, while wishing Evelyn well. Shiner, herself a mother of two, revealed that she still railed Chad that night in January … and more than a few more times in the ensuing months. “When he was at the Super Bowl (on February 5), he was texting me saying he was missed me,” she confessed, even though Evelyn was there. After the Patriots lost to the N.Y. Giants, he went back to live with Lozada … who Shiner followed on Twitter to learn when she was out of town. “We would get together when he was in back up in Boston,” she said. “She eventually blocked me after she read a reply I tweeted to (Basketball Wives costar) Kenya Bell after they had had fight over kitten heels.” “I said Evelyn was trashy and I couldn’t believe ‘he was marrying that.’” The affair came to an end in the beginning of May, Shiner claims, after a passionate night of lovemaking … and Chad not calling or texting after. “He had asked me to come over so I drove there and knocked on his door and he didn’t answer even though I could hear his X Box playing … Then I texted the next day and he didn’t apologize,” she told the celebrity gossip site. “I got upset and told him, ‘You are not the guy I thought you were,’ to which he replied that he had been sleeping and warned me, ‘You’re overstepping your boundaries a little bit. I’m not your man, keep your comments to yourself.’”

Hey, Chad. Hey buddy. I know things are rough right now with the whole facing charges for domestic abuse after headbutting your wife thing, then the getting cut from the DOLPHINS thing, then the divorce thing, but these situations are never as bad as they seem. I’m sure once we get all the details and hear all the sides the truth will reveal that you’re a man of conviction and character, a man who would never stray from his woman and in the off-chance that you were seduced into the act, it would be by a temptress so devilishly captivating that nobody would be able to blame you. Let me just Google what this side-bitch looked like to see–wh…WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS chick?

Whoa Chad we all like white girls. Every straight man on the planet likes white girls. But there’s a line for how hot a white girl needs to be to put you in jail/ruin your career/get you divorced. And this skinny 1% milk-ass broad isn’t even in the same ballpark. So just to clarify, you left this:

For this:

AND she has two kids? Jesus, Chad, gain some perspective. There are better looking women out there. Good, smart women who would’ve reminded you to toss out all your condom receipts.

Time to take a break from life, homey. Stay at home, some weed, play Call Of Duty, and just reflect on how bad you fucked up. Maybe a little alone time will help you make better life choices in the future.