Yeah yeah yeah, this is what we’re doing now that NASA has stopped manned missions to space. But I don’t care about Mars. Let the Mars people worry about Mars; Earth people need to work on Earth for a bit. And Earth is in serious need of hoverboards. Weren’t we promised these things decades ago? I mean it’s nice that I can find out the answer to any question in the world wherever I am and listen to practically any song ever created, but I still can’t outrun Biff and his cronies, can I? What’s the future human transportation we’re using right now? Segways? Get the fuck out my face with that shit. Segways make everybody look dumb. Like I don’t wanna have to explain to my grandchildren what this guy was doing when I’m old. Shit looks dumber than black & white pictures of people riding those old-style bikes with the huge front wheel and tiny back one. It’s 2011, people. Let’s start acting like it.
Hoverboards, NASA. Stop playin.

















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