Well I guess if I’m gonna make a sports analogy I might as well make the right one, huh? No way this elephant plays offense. This is Ndamukong Suh rushing up the middle of the pocket coming for that ass. What quarterback would the van be? Who is the most Chrysler family van-like passer in the NFL? Matt Hasselbeck?
This is 100% the African wilderness version of Ndamukong Suh coming to murder Matt Hasselbeck.