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Brazil’s Miss Bum Bum Runner’s Up Embroiled In Hot Lesbian Scandal

Sun – THE runners-up in Brazil’s best booty contest – Miss Bumbum – have been caught ROMPING on the deck of a boat. Second and third place girls Andressa Urach and Camila Vernaglia were snapped enjoying the steamy embrace just days after the competition. The sexy pair already sent tongues wagging by enjoying a SNOG on podium as their delightful derrieres were celebrated. Blonde Andressa, 25 and brunette Camila 21, were behind curvy Carine Felizardo in booty pageant this weekend in Sao Paulo. But following the competition the two comforted each other on a boat, kissing and cuddling on the deck. Winner Carine who was awarded around £1,600 in prize money, said afterwards: “I am overwhelmed, very, very happy.

So then you’re like, “But maurice, where exactly is the scandal?” And I’m like, “Are you serious right now, internet stranger? Look at those butts. Look at them kissing. Look at their butts on that yacht while they’re kissing. SCANDAL.”

Everybody knows that hot women only agree to be gay with less-hot women. It’s in the new testament. Two hot women can’t do this — it disrupts the natural order of boners. Now they’ll have me on Pornhub trying to find lesbian scenes featuring chicks that look like this that DON’T EXIST because of the quality and rarity of their asses. Men worldwide wasting countless man hours scouring the internet for big-assed Brazilian lesbo porn. SCANDAL.

Besides, everybody knows hot lesbians only exist in porn and occasionally in porn jail.

By maurice posted December 6th, 2012 at 11:14 AM

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by StanSitwell on December 6, 2012 at 11:19 am

smart girls
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by phil leotardo on December 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

1st pic made me stain my new khakis
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by pawts on December 6, 2012 at 11:30 am

They are a total lock to win Miss Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum.
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by andeee on December 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

scissor me timbers!
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by crobysapussy87 on December 6, 2012 at 12:10 pm

fuckin brazil, miss bum bums turning gay with all that foot fairy shit going on... if there's no sex tape its almost as criminal as josh hamilton wasting 4 years with a needle in his arm, wasted talent.
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by Evil One on December 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

and occasionally in porn jail...........nice
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by JimCarr on December 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I'll have the blackened shrimp tacos please.
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by englewood joyride on December 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Can I be the cop who puts them in handcuffs?
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by chillnlax on December 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm

How can they be runners up to the beast that won? From left to right 3,1,4,2.
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by philsh33 on December 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

3412 actually...spent alot of time on the winner yesterday
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by johnnybegood on December 6, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Chillnlax, I agree with your assessment/order 100%.
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by philsh33 on December 6, 2012 at 3:34 pm

I am actually wrong...no tat on the winner...wtf thought she was petite and now she's an amazon...fuck i'd say yes to all of the contestants and half their aunts anyways. second one in you have #1 is one of the lesbos...same hair
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by legallydrunk on December 6, 2012 at 8:21 pm

That bitch is 21! My god do I suck at life.
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