Genius. Bob Barker is the epitome of old man pimp. You think $3.5 mill is a too much for this? May be too little. This artist knows there’s gotta be at least a couple dozen rich widows out there who would take one look into Barker’s eyes and die from drowning because of how wet it made them. Just hang good ol’ Bobby above the fireplace and let him eye fuck them while he telepathically spades and neuters all the stray pets withing a 5 mile radius. The only issue I have with this painting is it’s not a true Bob Barker/Price Is Right representation without some motherfucking Plinko. Take out all of the other games besides the Big Wheel (Flip Flop? Get the fuck out of here) and replace them with what Bob Barker would have wanted: Plinko, the putting game and a couple sets of tits from the Showcase Showdown models. Then maybe the price of this painting would meet his standards. At least this would still sell more on it’s worst day than a painting of Drew Carey would sell for on it’s best, which would ultimately be a pack of Twinkees, some outdated humor and dry handy from Mimi.
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