You know what they say: You mess with the bull, you get gored in the vagina while looking like John Starks with an afro/rat-tail. Absolutely perfect form tackle by the bull. The complete opposite of anything Asante Samuel has ever done on the football field. Lines up the broad perfectly, delivers the hit stick and keeps on driving his feet. Tackling 101.
Still not 100% this is a broad, either. Half expecting her to lift up the skirt and do the batwing to the bull.