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Arbroath – Doctors at Dr Malizo Mpehle Memorial Hospital in Tsolo, South Africa, delivered a baby with an eye and a penis on the forehead, the provincial health department said. The baby girl, who was born to a 16-year-old girl from Qumbu, did not survive. Eastern Cape department of health spokesman Sizwe Kupelo said the baby was born with one eye on her forehead, and no eyes where her eyes should have been. She had a penis on the forehead even though she is a girl; and exposed small and large intestines. “She was born with a small penis on the forehead and one eye on the forehead,” Kupelo said. “She was born with no nose and where there are supposed to be eyes there was nothing, just skin covered over the area.”

I apologize. I know this is the type of blog that you really need visual evidence for to get the full effect, but there’s no way I could avoid writing this headline. “Baby born with penis on her forehead”. This South African 16 year-old literally gave birth to a dickhead. Can’t let that one slide.

I wonder if Dr. Ma-LEE-zo Moo-PEH-lay knows what type of shit is going down at his Memorial Hospital.  Probably spinning in his grave knowing that his doctors couldn’t keep this kid alive long enough to put his hospital on the map.  This little noseless one-eyed dickhead could have made everyone in that building famous.