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Attention Philly Fans Stabbing People At Niners Games: Time To Pick A New City

DM – An unidentified 49ers fan was seriously injured when he was stabbed near Candlestick Park just minutes after kickoff of the day’s game against the New York Giants. Identified only as a 27-year-old Elk Grove, California, resident, the man was walking to the game with a group of fellow 49ers fans at 1.35 pm when two other men approached and started an argument. One of the men then pulled a knife and stabbed the victim in the torso at the stadium in San Francisco. Police have not named the suspects, but noted on was a 30-year-old San Francisco man and the other was a 22-year-old Daly City man, also 49ers fans. The victim was taken by ambulance to the hospital with life-threatening injuries but is expected to survive.

Don’t want to sound like a traitor to the movement or anything because if you know me you know I’m 100% committed to ruining other cities’ reputations by causing mayhem in their stadiums, but maybe we’ve gone too far with the Bay area. Seems like every month there’s a new story of some Niners fan getting stabbed by a bunch of Raiders fans or some Raiders fans getting into a gang war because somebody’s shirt wasn’t black enough. It’s time to go somewhere new or else the national media is going to catch on, guys.

There’s no way ESPN will start running specials about the horrifying violence that regularly takes place at California sporting events, and even less of a chance of some original-thinking journalist will use statistics to prove that noted “bad” fanbases like those in Philly don’t come close to the actual number of violent acts put up by Cali. Might as well pack up and move the Stab Train on down the road to Arizona or head back east and see if we can’t make Indy fans look bad. San Francisco and Oakland are tapped out.

By maurice posted October 15th, 2012 at 12:50 PM

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by texasrangersisafag on October 15, 2012 at 1:01 pm
real talk people like "Peytonsucksballs" who clearly have the mental capacity of my coffee mug should be kicked off for such ignorant comments. Would LOVE to see you and Mo have an intellectual battle, you'd be a puddle of retard by the end.
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by tempdaddy on October 15, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Sweet comment @peytonsucksballs... You dickhead
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by tr1d3nt on October 15, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Mo that's hilarious, and look at the response from @peyton. Boilerplate moron.
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by dwyanewadesherpes on October 15, 2012 at 1:07 pm
peyton go kill yourself idiot.
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by fatdick on October 15, 2012 at 1:22 pm
@peytonsucksballs... you are an ignorant, low-life douchebag. Go play in traffic.
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by iratebob on October 15, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Whatever .. the fact that Mo thinks he's defending Philly by pointing out violent behavior at other sports venues only crystalizes the KNOWN FACT that Philly is a dump populated with violent scum. Mo is an idiot. Only Mo can associate Philly with violence thinking all the while he's bringing contrary evidence to light. Too funny.
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by johnnybegood on October 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Peyton, please hang yourself.
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by kjdeubcie on October 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Thank god no one saw the Eagles shirt he was wearing underneath his 9ers jersey
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by tr1d3nt on October 15, 2012 at 2:27 pm
@iratebob bleaches his asshole. Also a known fact.
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by Chuck U. Farley on October 15, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Hey, El Schnoz, how's 'bout posting dickface peytonsucksballs' email address so that we may say hi to him privately??
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by peytonsucksballs on October 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Ouch guys, stop. You're hurting my feelings. Plus, my e-mail has a sick spam filter.PS- Snowballs at Santa.
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by peytonsucksballs on October 15, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Shut up you fucking nigger. Shouldn't you be throwing snowballs at Santa right now anyways?
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