Not long, I’m sure. After watching this video get into the specifics about the possible totalitarian governmental uses of the Apple patent, it doesn’t seem that far fetched to imagine Apple being granted the freedom to forcibly shove giant metal robot dicks into people’s mouths. Who’s gonna stop them…the military? Apple has more money than our entire country right now! Forced robot BJs are definitely next. Then they’ll grab us by our ankles with their titanium claws, hoist us upside-down, and comically shake us until all of our money falls into their steely grates.
We really gotta start reading the fine text in those terms & agreements.