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Any True Jets Fan Should Want Santonio Holmes Cut Right Now

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Time to pull the trigger KFC and make sure Fireman Ed is directly behind you. This may be the most selfish play in the history of the NFL. Santonio Holmes was in pain, no question, but to willingly throw the ball up in the air like he just got sniped from the rafters is absolutely, unequivocally the pussiest thing a PROFESSIONAL NFL PLAYER can do. You hold onto the ball no matter what for your team. If a RPG or a drunk ninja with a sword took off your arm carrying the ball your severed limb still better be gripping that pigskin. That’s the way it is. Absolutely selfish play right there that made a 17-0 blowout into a 24-0 embarrassment. Yeah, Kenny Britt did almost the same thing last year when his ACL went snap, crackle, pop and the same label can be put on him, too.

They’re saying it’s not an Achilles or an ACL but is an injury to the foot. I want more than anything for it to be something simple like a foot strain or a bruise. Not because I actually care for his well-being, I want it to be a lighter injury so it accentuates the pussiness that is Holmes even more. At least Jets fans you still have the best CB/WR/Babymaker in the NFL on your team. Maybe in a couple years once his 19 5-year-olds mature into even more professional breeders you’ll have the opportunity to have a squad filled with playmakers.

By smitty posted October 1st, 2012 at 4:02 PM

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by 5MinuteMajor on October 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm

My wife laughed when she saw this. . . and last time I checked, she's a woman.
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by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on October 1, 2012 at 4:22 pm

All I could think of when I saw this was Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, "Oh my arm! It's Broken!"
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by cantgetthestinkout on October 1, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I absolutely agree. The only things worse than this would be if a player were to purposely drag ass all over the field for an entire year because he believed that he wasn't getting paid enough. I'm referring to Desean Jackson. Pick your battles, Mo. This blog makes you an enormous hypocrite.
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by donny_d on October 1, 2012 at 4:40 pm

@cantgetthestinkout Thanks for clearing that up. I wasn't sure who were referring to. To further clarify; when yo say "Mo", you mean Maurice, right? Because that's not the guy who wrote this blog. And because of that, you're a dumbass.
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by cantgetthestinkout on October 1, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Swing-and-a-miss. Taking a lap...
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by @KingBlackDude on October 1, 2012 at 4:51 pm

smitty is the fucking boss man
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by neilsfather106 on October 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm

any true jets fan should want the entire organization replaced
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by BigIke on October 1, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Kenny Britt did the same thing last year when he tore his knee ligaments. He was near the sidelines and threw the ball back into the field of play while he was still on his feet. Not defending Santonio, just saying. He would not have done that if Tebow was QB, again just saying. Hahaha.
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by BigIke on October 1, 2012 at 7:43 pm

The video is long and extraneous but here is the link of Britt doing the same thing last season: http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&v=1dzH-r-eP44
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by dewittt on October 1, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Cool?
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by johnnybegood on October 2, 2012 at 12:13 am

That was a pathetic display, no question.
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by Holdmydahhhhk on October 2, 2012 at 3:03 am

Before you criticize a blogger, at least make sure he wrote the blog. Unless it's Chicago, you can pretty much tell from the first sentence.
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