Where were we, America? Multiple wars, secret drone wars, unfathomable debt, unparalleled corporate greed, widespread violence, mass ignorance, and perhaps worst of all, a little self doubt about our own ability to innovate. But then — HITCH STRIPPER POLE. [Flexbomb]. Cars and hoes go together like peanut butter and dog tongues. It’s astounding how through damn near 100 years of combining sluts and vehicles that nobody had the idea to strap the strip club on the back of their whip. American genius at work. America forever. Wal-Mart. Apple. GE. Ford. Platinum Stages.