Barstool Sports

YouTube – I’ll break down to you exactly what happened, a play-by-play account. I came home, unbelievably intoxicated, I mean beyond drunk. I couldn’t even, let’s say, upload a video to Youtube. Then I walked upstairs and spotted in the hallway a video camera atop a tripod, pointed toward the floor. I had no choice. The only viable move was for me to start singing Kiss From a Rose to my cat, who I am very clearly abusing physically. That’s the basic gist of it, hope I managed to clear things up a bit.

Uh…not bad? Serenading the pussy like Seal before Heidi Klum too a cheese grater to his face. Video would’ve been better if during the climax of the song he punted the cat down the stairs, but i guess you can’t win em all. Still, the real question here is why the hell he still knows all the lyrics post 1995. Every time Val Kilmer gains a pound, Seal loses a fan. And fyi Val Kilmer now looks like this.