I consider myself to be a pretty competitive air hockey player. I got the reach and enough bank shot tricks to destroy about 90% of the world’s competition. At least 90%. Now the Japanese expect me to feel good about myself knowing there’s a one-armed robot out there that could literally beat me without breaking a sweat? Fuck you, Japan. Couldn’t just stay air hockey, could it? I love robots but this shit is evil.
What will they think of next — robots that can please a woman? I mean that would be…that’s just……oh, right.
Table Game Rankings:
2. Ping Pong
3. Air Hockey
4. Dome Hockey
5. Whatever I’m Forgetting Like Shufflepuck Or Whatever