You Gotta Be A Special Breed Of Hardo To Truck Over A Girl Blocking The Plate In A Coed Softball Game

SAFE! Introducing the Charlie Hustle of coed recreational league softball, everyone. Actually, I don’t even think Pete Rose would’ve had the asshole gall in him to take out a lady defending home in a meaningless game. Like I said, this one is a purebred of hardo. This softball maniac would step over his own mother’s corpse to score a run. Where does this girl think she is blocking the plate and not expecting to get catapulted into space – the majors? Psh. That pussy league eliminated the most exciting play in all of sports years ago (thanks for not properly blocking the plate and shattering your shit, Buster Posey). Hey, if it’s not stated in the rules (because the league automatically assumes people would be, you know, civil), then it’s legal. You play to win the game, period. If you don’t want to get run over by the locomotive then get off the tracks. Because hell hath no fury like a man who hates his life and paid $50 to play coed softball every Tuesday night for 6 weeks.

I haven’t seen this type of disregard for chivalry and common sense since that coed kickball warrior steamrolled that purple haired Troll doll on the basepaths.

Sorry, lady. Don’t block the basebaths and you won’t be truck sticked from this Earth. ESPECIALLY when he’s running full steam to the point where he rounded 2nd like a madman when the ball was only 5ft from him. Pure lunacy on the basepaths. Actually kind of shocked he didn’t just Albert Belle’d her into into the next life.

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