Whoever Decided These Victoria Secret Models Should Play Football Fully Clothed Is A Certified Dick

Somebody needs to be fired. Like seriously, what was the point of this? If I wanted to see a bunch of fairies attempt to play football in full pads I’d become a Jets fan. The most beautiful women sporting the best bodies in the world and we see more skin if they were traveling through Saudi Arabia. Bad show, VS. You’re going to need to do more and wear less if they’re going to put the Lingerie Football League on notice. And yes, we’re going to need a battle and need it soon. You’re not officially baptized as a female football player until a LFL head coach questions if “You’re fucking retarded, or just stupid?”. Get it done.