What Are The Logistics Of Fat Guy Sex?

This is a question that probably seems obvious to people who know but is an elusive mystery for the uninformed. That’s the beauty of KFC Radio; the pressing questions of humanity get answered and we can collectively clear our conscience.

As far as the actual question, I think both my and Caleb’s thoughts on it were correct. There’s the lift up method and there’s the sit back and let the dick present itself method. That’s my guess at least. I don’t know where the analogy to Oh The Places You’ll Go came from, but I stand by it. The rings are the receding ripples of fat. You read enough Seuss and all of life is explained, I swear it.

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