Vernon Davis Goes Undercover As A Flaymboyant Gay Guy At One Of His Jamba Juices In SF
What’s the only way one of the most popular athletes in SF can go undercover in a store everyone knows he owns? Give him dreads and have him blend in! If anything they didn’t go far enough with the disguise. Nobody would ever guess that 6’5, jacked black guy is came from training camp if he’s in a pair of assless chaps while shaking up a peach smoothie. Nevertheless, he threw in the towel on being flamboyant real quick. 100% it got too hot too fast with a customer offering to cup some balls and go for the score. It’s the Bay Area for Christ’s sake. Might as well have covered him in glitter and thrown him to the queer wolves. Then again if you own a Jamba Juice you kind of have to at least be open to putt from the rough every once in awhile.