This Dog Who Got A Surprise Ball Pit Had A Better Birthday Than I'll Ever Have

Hey, can’t hate the player, gotta hate the game. It’s not this dog’s fault the highlights of my last birthday involved a $15 giftcard to Wawa and a text message from my mother reminding me not to die alone. More power to this pup for being loved so much he gets showered with affection on his birthday. He’s already living the dream literally not having to move a single inch for anything all damn day long. Plus he gets a ball pit? Good for him. Look at this sheer joy. It’s the human male equivalent of being dropped into a pool of fresh punani. It’d be so much to handle you wouldn’t know what the hell to do.

Seriously though, when did celebrating pets birthdays this much become a thing? It’s reminiscent of the pup who got 800 tennis balls for his bday awhile back:

I get doing something special for your dog on their birthday, but actually singing “Happy Birthday” is a little next step. It’s officially crossing the tracks into the town of Too Much. The camera lady has to cool her annoying as fuck jets, too. Again, it’s a dog. She probably got salty as shit when he didn’t thank her enough in perfect English. I did however love it when the cat walked by and they essentially told it to go fuck itself. This is Joey’s day, pussy.