There’s Still Some Hockey To Be Played But I Think Kevin Bieksa Just Locked Up “Hardo of the Year”

TFW you are Julie Stewart-Binks and you realize you love bad boys.

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I mean, I get it. You’re heading into the 3rd period of what you’re hoping is the final period of this series. Gotta close this one out and the last thing you want to be doing at that point is answering questions about “extinguishing” the Flames. Listen, Julie. No disrespect but leave the bad hockey puns to me, okay? That’s kinda my thing. But still. What a sign off from one of the biggest perennial dick bags in the league.

“I didn’t have a choice but thanks”.

Buddy… it’s not like the world was going to end if Kevin fucking Bieksa didn’t give us an intermission interview with a bunch of pre-packaged hockey guy answers during a 10pm game in which most of the east coast was already asleep before the 3rd period. I know he’s contractually obliged to give these interviews so that’s what he meant by “I didn’t have a choice”. But c’mon, buddy. Don’t act like an interview with Kevin Bieksa is like getting an interview from the mouth of God himself. You’re no Bombay. Maybe take some notes from Cherry Hill Native Bobby Ryan on how to end an interview like a normal human being next time.

Bobby Ryan is, in fact, according to my sources, from Cherry Hill New Jersey. Unfortunately for his fellow South Jersey Native, Johnny Gaudreau, the Flames got swept last night and their season is dunzo. Guess that’s what they get for letting me hop on the bandwagon.

@BarstoolJordie

 

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