There's No Way Joel Embiid Actually Said 'At Kansas, There's So Many Hoes' While Talking About Dating On National TV

Let’s settle this now before it’s all over the place and everyone is drinking the Kool-Aid. Joel Embiid obviously has a thick, #WeAllFromAfrica accent. It’s deep, dark and delicious. If Embiid ever finds himself in a three way with Dikembe Mutombo and The Cookie Monster it’s a sound engineer’s wet dream. And that’s why it’s tough to hear. Do I wish he said “hoes”? Absolutely. It might have been what he actually meant. But Embiid clearly says, RULES. In Kansas there were so many rules that prevented him from dating and doing stuff on Twitter. Joel is too smart to say anything questionable on camera other than when talking about how his dick is fluent in 8 languages.

Also, why is Joel Embiid talking about dating on national TV? It’s because he’s a genius. Establish a character now for a post NBA Hall Of Fame career or something to fall back on if he ends up being Greg Oden 2.0. Praying for the former.