The World Needs To Make This "Hold A Coke With Your Boobs" Challenge Go Ice Bucket Viral, STAT

Here it is, folks. The cure for every disease, famine, and disaster known to man lies in the form of a Coke can resting in between pair of sweet tits. If the Ice Bucket Challenge can raise millions for ALS, there’s no limit to how much this viral campaign can change the world. Oh – It’s apparently solely for Breast Cancer Research. Cool, I guess. Even though Prostate Cancer kills more people while its research is dreadfully underfunded, give the breasts all the help they need. And I’d rather look at this than the NFL pretending to care about a cure for a month*. #SaveTheTatties

*FYI – The NFL’s Pink Out Month does not raise any money for cancer research. All about selling the new merch, baby. The more you know. All Hail Fuhrer Goodell.