We’ve seen The Cos slip deeper and deeper into senility as of late. From wearing sweatpants to funerals to hijacking every national TV appearance by “dancing” and playing dead for minutes at a time, it’s evident the elevator in that 77-year-old building struggles to get to the top. But this old man rambling he had last night with Jimmy Fallon is one for the books. The entire 5-minutes was out of this world, but if you can translate the first couple sentences you deserve a Noble Prize in linguistics:
“We’re here! We’re here on the Fallon show and we’re waiting for the gas pedal and the clutch and the break. Too many people have hit the deer, and the deer always win. But the ones I don’t understand, I don’t understand the intelligence of a moth.”
What the fuck was that? Does anybody here speak senility? I recognize that as English but I have no idea what those words mean. Sad part is Cosby would probably be doing the exact same thing if you just shoved him in a padded room with a desk and mannequin. The man’s an elderly menace. It may be time to put Bill in a home (or to sleep). Or give him his own TV show again. Maybe both. I’d watch the hell out of this old coot ramble on about life and moth intelligence to himself and his imaginary friends.
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