Smitty’s Saga For Love Continues On FreeBlackDates.com
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One man’s true mission to find love began on a Gluten Free Singles website, but the dream has not died there. We have searched far and wide for the next site to conquer and have settled on the prospect of meeting the love of my life in a place few have dared to go, Free Black Dates. Is photoshopping myself blackface and going into a predominantly black dating service like we originally planned wrong? Yes. Yes it is. That is why I am going with in with my true, beautiful self hoping to find someone who loves me for me.
PROSPECT #1: “TasiaLuv”
And then TasiaLuv rode off majestically into the sunset, never hearing from her again. Last question must have really stumped her. Oh well, twas not meant to be. The search continues with a new bite…
PROSPECT #2: “JUICIESUGA4U”
No holla back from Juicie. Had to take one last stab at the beast.
And that’s that. I guess Juicie Suga was not my soul mate after all. I may not have found love on this website, but at least I rediscovered a passion for being fluent in Jive. And in the end, isn’t that all that matters?