SEND OUT THE SMOKE PATROL: Charles Barkley Is Hitting Up Dive Bars Around Philly

Send it out! I was a full on perimeter search of every dive bar, casino, whorehouse, gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse and doghouse in the Philadelphia area. We need to find the location of one Sir Charles, buy him a crappy beer only for him to call it turrible.

Actually, the locals know the 2 dives Chuck likes to frequent during his Summer in Philly. I’m not going to be the guy to rat him out and send a flooding of knuckleheads his way. I post this only to confirm Charles Barkley is one of the chillest famous people in the world. If you see him out he’s very, almost scarily, approachable. As long as you’re not a certified dickweed like those asshat DJ’s in San Antonio, Charles will be welcoming. He’ll even probably buy you a round or 12. The man’s the man.

This doesn’t apply to if you see him playing cards at Parx or Sugarhouse, which is basically every minute when he’s not at a bar. You never disturb the largest black man in the room when he’s either spewing chips or rolling hot on a heater.

We all are, Chuck. Every single one of us.