Rate This Fuck You Move From Comcast Putting This Guy On Hold For 3 Hours Until They Closed

8/13/2014 3:20 PM

This. Fucking. Company. First off, if you wait for more than 45 minutes for anything other than Space Mountain or a liver transplant, you’re a sheep. Plain and simple. This hay day better just be doing this to prove a point or else he deserves to sit on the fist of the industry.

But Comcast is seriously out of control. They’re like Paulie from Goodfellas. It’s always fuck you, pay me no matter what, and there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s 2014 and if I still had a landline I’d use AOL Dial-Up solely out of spite. Last month, during the usual weekly blackout from the Internet that you know, only hinders my livelihood, I gave the standard “Fuck You @Comcast” on Twitter. One of the Comcast Philly reps not only didn’t offer help, but went out of his way to Favorite the tweet. So diabolocially dick you almost have to respect it. The audacity of this Evil Empire is too much for us little people.

How big of a Fuck You is this?

Vote 1 for a standard Fuck Off, Pal and 10 for We Own Your Soul And Not Only Do You Know It But There’s Nothing You Can Do