Killer reflexes. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. Nothing livens up a concert like throwing live explosives into a crowded group of people. But suck it up, kid. It’s a well known fact nobody gets hurt while moshing. Just like pool wrestling or inside a moon bounce, you’re borderline invincible. Have to be able to deal with a little flaming five star. Plus if you decide to go shirtless at a venue holding less than 50 people, you probably deserve anything that comes your way.
Off the top of my head: Willem Defoe dying in Platoon. Zombie from The Walking Dead. Christian Bale in The Machinist. Pick one and roll with it.
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