Pat Burrell Gives A Critique On His Slip N' Slide Heard Round The World

Pat. The. Bat. Still an A++++++ drink hold down the slide. That shows heart. If only Pat gave as much effort to hitting the breaking ball as much as he did for laying pipe. All of the baseball records would have fallen faster than his pants after he leads biddys into the bathroom stall at The Continental.

Hide ‘em all this weekend. The Babe has been released from his cage.