One-Legged Paralympian Outright Dominates The Halloween Costume Game

LEG LAMP FTW.

Yeah, the dude seems like he’s spends a fair amount of time in the toolshed. Reminds me a little of the Talking Bad/Dead douchedick. But you have to respect his ability to poke fun at his misfortune for the greater good. Play the best with the cards you’re dealt with. You think Peter Dinklage was happy being born an Ewok or Pres is ecstatic about morphing into a real-life Quasimodo? Hell no. But at least they sacked their shit up and turned their lemons into lemonade. You do what you have to do to survive and such is life. And you’re damn right I’m ashamed this cat is going to be rocking more puss on one leg as a flamingo than I am with two legs in whatever I desperately put together last minute. Hate being the only one not dressed up out but have no idea what I’m going to do. Might just stay out of the sun for the week then go as Mo.

PS – All kidding aside, Mo said this year he’s going to be Hector Salamanca (Tuco’s uncle in the wheelchair) for Halloween. Have to give credit where credit’s due on that one if he pulls it off. Genius. But only if he goes the full mile and shits his pants.