Old Spice Breaks The WTF Scale In Their New Super Bowl Commercial

 
Alrighty then. In 30 seconds Terry Crews commits murder, suicide and incest. Smelling overly potent never felt so weird. Seriously, I don’t mind the scent of Old Spice but one wipe of that stuff and you could be smelled from space. Still, that commercial is 1000x less freaky than their NFL playoff spot last year.

 
Now that’s straight advertising nightmare fuel. The spot is creepier than 99% of the horror crap hitting the theaters nowadays. I was actually pumped to see The Conjuring but the scariest part was that Peter from Office Space was forced to live in a house with 6 women the entire movie. Somebody please put the lotion in the basket and give it to whoever created this ad before another human gets skinned. How else do you think that Janitor costume came to look so realistic? Damn thing looks like it should be hanging in a blogger’s closet.

That song is actually quite fiery in a death by arson sort of way. But stick to the basics, Old Spice. Man on the horse, more Terry Crews or Bruce Campbell. If you have it, you don’t need it.