Of Course Tex Said On Barstool Drive Time He'd Have Zero Reaction To Getting Tased Because He's "Man Enough"
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Tex says a lot of things. It’s gotten to the point to where he’s like that rambling homeless person or racist grandparent at the Thanksgiving dinner table – You just learn to tune him out and continue on with his day. But for Tex, on Drive Time and numerous times throughout the day, to say he’d have no visible reaction to getting 50,000 volts sent directly into his nervous system may be the most outrageous thing he’s ever said. I bet he’d also stand like a statue through a dropping of Fat Man and Little Boy, too.
It’s physically impossible, but then again that’s coming from a human(?) who has once said “The world is cursed for those with self-awareness.” I guess we’ll find out tomorrow on @BarstoolSports Twitch at 3pm. I may be the underdog going in, but now Tex might get zapped no matter what for the good of the nation.
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