No wonder those Commies always have the best gymnasts. You know he had to be shocked to shit he landed that dismount, too. I’m half surprised when I land cleanly with a rebound and Peter Parker here is flipping off donorcycles onto cars at Ludicrous Speed like it’s nothing. The world can just award this peasant the Internet for the foreseeable future as that has never been done before and may never be seen again. So thank you, Mr. Dashcam. And to think, we would’ve missed out on this gem if Russians weren’t so paranoid about insurance fraud or getting hacked up with a battleaxe mid-road rage. You know, standard Motherland stuff.