Still not as big as a disaster as any of the Transformer movies. Dude’s a pretty established public figure. No reason he should run off the stage with his tail between his legs like Napoleon Dynamite after cutting a rug. Maybe if the TV’s exploded behind him with the audience spewing out nonsensical plot points he’d be more comfortable. Can’t wait till he collectively takes a shit on the nostalgia of every child born in the ’80’s with the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The parody ebonic version would get a better Rotten Tomatoes score.
The man should’ve retired after The Rock. All he’s been doing since is whining about his best while winners are going home to fuck the prom queen. And you’re damn right I’m posting the full movie. Happy Tuesday.
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