Markelle Fultz’s First Meal In Philadelphia Was Chick-Fil-A, Which Officially Makes Him My Favorite Philly Athlete Ever

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If you’ve listened to Philly sports radio at any point over the last 48 hours, you know there’s this weird thing called “positivity” going around the Philadelphia fan-base. And with good reason. There’s plenty that Sixers fans and Process Trusters have to look forward to with Markelle Fultz. I’m not the biggest basketball guy in the world so I won’t touch on Fultz’s actual game and how he fits in to this Sixers lineup. But what I can tell you is that he’s already my favorite player on the team after his first stop in town was to Chick-Fil-A.

Now I need to know the deets on his order. Is he a Chick-No-Pick kinda guy? Did he go spicy? That’s a risky order right before putting on a workout for a team who is going to snag you with the #1 overall pick in less than a week. You never know how the spicy chicken is going to react with your stomach. But if he’s a true die-hard, then chances are he knows how to handle his #3. Did he stick with just one order of fries or did he get an extra order of fries for the ride to the complex? I need to know how he ranks his dipping sauces. Did he get a frozen lemonade? It’s a delicious way to cool off on a hot summer day. Is he down with Chick-Fil-A breakfast? He has to be. That was a stupid to even question. Though I’ll admit the Chick-Fil-A hash browns can leave much to be desired. Not their strong suit but that’s okay.

I just want to sit down with Markelle Fultz and pick his brain on Chick-Fil-A one day.¬†Also maybe once he gets a hold of that NBA money, I can let him in on my top secret plan to open up a chain of Chick-Fil-A restaurants that are only open on Sundays. It’s a billion dollar industry and all you have to do is work one day of the week. Pretty genius, I know.

@BarstoolJordie

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