The first win for the Sixers all year. Possibly the only one they’ll have, too. A man who sounds that similar to the Cookie Monster but doesn’t let out a “COOKIES” at the end of a cookie challenge is a crime. I don’t care if he has the biggest dick in the room, you play with the talents God gave you. Give the crowd what they want.
Oh, and the Sixers are 0-14 and have a very good possibility of being the worst team in NBA history. They actually have a shot against the Nets at home tomorrow, but it’s all part of the plan. Tank it, baby. Tank it hard. CUE THE MUSIC!
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