Jason Kelce's Cornhole Set Is As Inception As It Gets

Those who made it down to see Jason Kelce grilling free food on Friday in Rittenhouse Square also had the opportunity to stuff bags down his throat. Lotta innuendo in that cornhole set. Lotta innuendo. Still a boss move being able to throw things at your own face. Just hope there weren’t any wieners or sausages being stuffed through those holes. That would be fishy.

How happy does the freakin OD have to be that their shirt is the only piece of wardrobe Kelce wears outside of his Eagles uniform? Just a walking billboard for Sea Isle and degenerates. Love it. He also single handily brought back the cargo pants/shower sandals game, too. Not just for fathers anymore as it brings in the lookers left and right.

NEED to get Jason Kelce and Fat Mac together. Would be a lot of mass in one room. The possibilities are limitless.