Is China The Most Butt Hurt Nation In The World?
Telegraph – Chinese media have pointed to British spending as the reason behind China’s disappointing finish behind Team GB in the final medals table in Rio, a result which observers say represents an “embarrassment” and a “terrible bitter pill” for Beijing’s sports-obsessed authorities…
…The British team in Rio received about £350 million in support, including a £274 million National Lottery grant. China does not reveal its sports investment but sports stars in the country are rigorously trained from a very young age within the huge apparatus of China’s Soviet-style sports system.
Hey China. How’d the Olympics go for you guys?
Cry me a goddamn river, China. Complaining about Great Britain spending more money to win more gold medals is like the Colts complaining about air pressure. Maybe you guys just lost because you suck? The last time I checked (which was a few minutes ago because as a journalists, I do my research) your economy ranks 2nd in the world behind the good ol’ US of A. Great Britain comes in at #5. So basically you’re complaining about a team with a lower salary cap than yours mopping the floor with your stupid faces in the final gold medal count? Not a good look, China. Not a good look at all.
And I think what this all comes down to is exactly what we saw the other week when Damir Ryspayev went on a rampage against the new Chinese KHL team, Red Star Kunlun. China just doesn’t have any fight left in them. A bunch of has-been’s. We’ve spent so many years fearing that China would one day take over as the #1 power in the world. And look at those bitches now. Crying about how much money Great Britain spent on the Olympics when they literally rip kids out of their homes at 5-years-old to start training them for the games 12 years from now. If it weren’t for General Tso’s chicken, China would be completely irrelevant at this point. Butt hurt, irrelevant and communists. That’s certainly no way to go through life, China.