I Have Found My Last Meal, And It Is Called The Big Fat Fatty

Fat Sal’s (LA) – Imagine every fast-food item you’ve ever loved together in one sandwich. Such a thing exists, and it’s called the Big Fat Fatty. Let us break this bad boy down for you. It’s got cheesesteak, cheese burgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeno poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara and fat sauce. Oh, and it comes on a 27-inch garlic bread roll. The sandwich costs $49.99, and you can only order it if you’re up for the eating challenge — if you can finish it in 40 minutes or less, the sandwich is free.

Who wants to fly me to LA so I can die like a man? An honorable death. A soldier’s fat man’s death. I’ll either finish this Precious of sandwiches in 40 min or less or die trying. It must be done. What’s there to lose? Well, other than actually surviving the meal and losing a couple fingers and toes to the diabetes. Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain, and Oswald Cobblepot I shall become.