Hockey Dad Calling Ref A Blowjob Belongs In The Hockey Dad Hall Of Fame

There are very few creatures in this world who are as aggressively bizarre as hockey dads. They all treat every single game as if it’s game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final and spew out nothing but irrational anger and hatred towards whoever is in their way. It’s oddly poetic in a sense. I mean, here are a bunch of grown men watching a children’s game and get so worked up that they end up calling a ref a blowjob. Multiple times. Actually stop to think about what happened here. Usually just telling people that they “should have been a blowjob” gets the trick done. But to actually call somebody a blowjob? To tell another human being that their existence on this Earth is no more significant than somebody putting a dick inside their mouth and sucking on it until completion? Well that cuts deep. And it’s the perfect hockey dad insult. You can tell how proud he was of himself for this one, too. As soon as he got those laughs on the first “you’re a blowjob”, he knew he struck gold. So much so that he even felt confident enough to go back for that third “you blow job” to really drive the point home that the ref is an act of oral sex. So I guess it’s time to give this man the credit he deserves. Time to throw him in the Hockey Dad Hall of Fame along with the likes of these all time greats.

@BarstoolJordie

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