Guilty Dog Gets Into The Christmas Stash And Pleads Innocent By Reason Of Cuteness

 
We the jury find the defendant not guilty on all charges. I mean, look at him. How can you be angry at that? Yellow labs giving the Guilty Squints is possibly the cutest thing in the world. The epitome of sorry. They could still have blood dripping down their chin from drinking out of Mother’s jugular and those squints would still melt my heart. If only Bradley Fletcher were that cute then I wouldn’t be fuming from my soul this morning. Maybe after eating his own shit on the field he should go this route, crawl up in a ball and weep. Couldn’t hurt.

Squint away, Denver. Squint away.