Getting Tazed In The Neck Because You Lost In A Video Game Is No Way To Go Through Life

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Yeah…not exactly the best look for life. And after a weekend of reflection on said life, which included my mother balling her eyes out at the visual of her youngest son laying lifeless after getting electrocuted, I might have to make more “Adult” choices. Or just maybe have an adult present when actually making a decision. But anything for the sake of content, right? Oh, wait, the sole reason we did this was to pimp up our new Twitch presence, aannnnndddd the powers that be over there decided to suspend our account almost immediately. Apparantly there’s a thing against broadcasting people getting maimed with (possibly illegal) weapons. Twice. That was cute.

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But we got it back (Click to FOLLOW @Barstoolsports on Twitch here), and after shaking for a good 20 minutes after the tazings, we were good to go. Go where? I have no idea. Not anywhere worthwhile, obviously. Honestly the worst part about the entire thing, outside of 50,000 volts running through my veins, was the fact my mouth tasted like batteries the entire weekend. Trying to cleanse the palate from what I imagine would be the after effects of blowing Wall-E is not ideal. Oh, no the worst part by FAR is being the victim for Tex’s first W at Barstool life. Now I’m the one that’s due for a win, or for death. The latter may be preferred at this point. May have to commit Seppuku for dishonoring everyone by losing to that…thing. May be the only honor I can salvage at this point.

Next up this Thursday on Barstool Gametime – Coley FINALLY mans up and gets his tattoo.

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