Get A Load Of This Guy Who Writes On All Of His $1 Bills Asking Them To Be Returned Because He's Poor

PHOENIX – Gary, a 60-year-old Phoenix retiree, uses a simple and unique way of making money literally return to his pocket: he hand-writes the following message on every dollar bill he uses : “Please return this bill to me, I am very poor”followed by his home address. To make sure his message is noticeable enough, he writes everything with a red marker. Oh, and in case you’re wondering, what he’s doing is not illegal because the bills, though marked with his hand writing, are still usable and are not used for criminal purposes. Gary is simply asking people for money without forcing them in any way. Surprisingly, his money-saving method turned out to be a very successful one: more and more people are sending back his bills, so he keeps putting more money into circulation. To maximize his chances of actually getting his money back, Gary mainly spends $1 bills, because people are more likely to part with those than with $10, $20 or larger bills. His system is pretty profitable, considering it doesn’t really take much effort on his part. Everyday, the guy receives about $2, which makes an average of $60 per month, but thanks to generous people who sometimes put a financial bonus in the envelopes they send, he can make close to $100 a month.

$100 a month? You realize that’s about 50 meals worth of Chef Boyardee’s? The only thing worse than this guy making a buck off of random people’s generosity is the assholes who actually take the time to send the money back. Who does that? Mailing anything in 2013 is the worst thing in the world but to go out of your way to buy and deliver postage to some asshat who says he’s poor on the back of a George Washington is next level lunacy. Dude looks like he should already be waiting in line to get tickets for the new Star Wars movie and he’s pulling outright scam moves like this. No choice but to applaud it I guess. Gary can hold down the West Coast and I’ll take over the East:

I swear to God if I see one Gary bill in my territory I’ll Heisenberg his ass so bad he’ll wish he was blown up by a guy who shits himself in his wheelchair.