Dude Gets A Paintball Shellacking In The Shower From His "Buddies"

Whoa there on the machine gun fire, dicks. It’s one thing to cause pain for amusement, it’s another to kill a man in the nude. I mean, anyone with a face full of soap who willingly opens the shower door for his buddies deserve anything that comes their way, but taking a paintball to the ham is more than enough. That fucker will be black and blue for a month. If any other of those 10 rounds landed then big man has every right to sit on someone until a ribcage cracks.

And here I thought getting confetti cannoned on the toilet was the apex of fun-gun related events in the bathroom. It’s hard to top an 17th century blunderbuss exploding in your face while taking a shit.