Dickbag Pastor Stops Wedding Because Photographers Are Threatening His God Space

“This isn’t about the photography, it’s about God.” Is it? Because I’m not sure God helped with the cool $40K for this ceremony and reception that for some reason the happy couple wants documented. Guess it’s nice to look back at the good times before the inevitable unhappiness and probable divorce. God or no God if that broad had any ounce of Bridezilla in her this Patrick Stewart looking motherfucker wouldn’t make it alive to the cocktail hour.

Sirs? What kind of asshole says sirs? It’s called gentlemen. But I guess it’s tough addressing adults the right way when most of the time you’re hanging around the kids.

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