Chad Johnson Just Casually Throwing Up His Erect Dick On Facebook

Well then. There’s only 1.94 MILLION followers on his Facebook page. Who are they to not have the honor of seeing a former All-Pro WR’s Dark Knight Rise? Or at least I hope that thing’s erect. If not then may God have mercy on us all. Regardless, either OchoCinco really loves Halle Berry or he’s got one off the charts nickname for his hammer.

Sidenote: Halle Berry in her prime might be the only person ever to make people ignore Billy Bob Thorton’s flabby asscheeks front and center. Touche, me lady – NSFW MONSTER’S BALL CLIP

h/t @SisterAdrian