British Dude Tells A Tall Tale Of His Mother Catching Him Treating His Body Like An Amusement Park

 
Could be real, could be fake. Spitting on your own hand and going to town is outright barbaric to begin with. Regardless, it’s not a good look having your mother walk in and see you giving your dick a dishonorable discharge. Even worse seeing you chuck sauce during a male taint shot. Only family play here is to ignore it ever happened. My buddy in middle school walked in on his mother blowing his father, which is 1000000% worse than catching them ride one out. Dinner was in 10 minutes. Dad comes down and immediately brings up the Phillies before anything can be said, Mom didn’t look him in the eyes until college. Ignorance is bliss.

At least PornHub is a step up from Glamour. Why? Cause it’s there!