BREAKING: Smokeshow Of The Century Kacie McDonnell Is Back On The Market!

 
PHILLY – Former Fox 29 traffic reporter Kacie McDonnell is no longer engaged to Kansas City Chiefs backup quarterback Aaron Murray. McDonnell moved from Philadelphia to Kansas City to be with Murray in August. The former couple started dating in 2013. “I’m loving my career in Kansas City,” McDonnell told me, confirming that Murray ended their engagement. “I’m really committed to being a part of this community for the time being. The engagement is off. I wish him the best, it’s best to part ways. I’m moving on my with life.”

 
THE ENGAGEMENT IS OFF! PRETTY BOY DOWN! PRETTY BOY DOWN!

Wow. Ever since Kacie owed me an explanation last year there have been many people selfishly waiting for this moment. When she followed the practice squad player out to KC I thought it was a done deal. Oh how the times have changed. How many first round picks is it going to take for her to trade up to a starting blogger QB? Mariotta may want to pull an Elway/Eli to come play for Chip Kelly, after all.

We’re currently locked up, but somebody’s going to reap the benefits of this breakup. And when that happens, they better treat her right, cause somebody’s always going to be watching. There’s no restraining order too strong for the heart.
 

Hands off the woman, @aaronmurray11. One day, @KacieFOX29. One day. pic.twitter.com/ydk1obXZeL

— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) July 5, 2014

 
PS – What did this puss have that your average, blue collar bloggin’ pasta slinger didn’t? Don’t answer that.