Boo Hoo: Ann Coulter Got A Sun's Worth Of Heat At The Rob Lowe Roast And People Are Pissed

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TIME – Technically, Comedy Central’s The Roast of Rob Lowe should have been all about Rob Lowe. Instead, conservative pundit Ann Coulter caught some fire too. While the crux of Comedy Central’s “Roast” series is to in fact roast the celebrity at hand, and we’re not exactly sure what Coulter was doing there in the first place, comedians slammed Coulter harder than Lowe. According to the Daily Mail, British comedian Jimmy Carr called Coulter “one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face b-tches alive.” He also joked (but is this a joke?), “It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself!” Hilarious. Where is the line between comedy and degradation? Instead of decrying Coulter’s politics, the men (except Jewel) referred repeatedly to Coulter’s looks, and to calling her a “b-tch.” Jeff Ross said, “Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry.” Peyton Manning equated her to an animal: “I just realized that I’m not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.” David Spade said, “It looks like she’s having a good time. I haven’t seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot.” Coulter appeared prepared, however, to face the constant insults. She joked, “I’d like to welcome everyone to the Ann Coulter roast with Rob Lowe,” reports USA Today. Coulter also told Fox that her “whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.”

HA! You know you’ve got it rough when Peyton Magoo Manning repels in from the rafters with a third-degree-burn. But screw anyone for thinking people went too far on the conservative Secretariat here. This is a roast, people. One of humanity’s few traditions left in 2016 where nobody should take anything (too) personally. It would be one thing if she wasn’t there and people put her out to stud, but she signed up for everything. Anyone on the stage is fair game and if you can’t stand the heat, get your ass out the kitchen. Hey, Ann, you know what you do when people say you look like a horse or you should kill yourself? Pull yourself up by your bitch tits and come back over the top. If Michael Scott can do it, anyone can.

On a sidenote, I would lovea Barstool Sports roast with Pres at the high table and everyone on stage. #CONTENT #CONTENT #CONTENT. Free will to spew whatever you want against these idiots with no disregard for humanity. That would truly separate the men bloggers from the boys/queef. Also, nothing against Jeffrey Ross or any of the other big time roasters, but they don’t come even close to sniffing the taint of the late great Greg Giraldo. That man’s insults were the stuff of legends.