On Friday we learned our little Smokeshow Of The Century is all grown up and is leaving Philadelphia for Kansas City. Our resident Luigi gooser @BarstoolFranco whipped up a goodbye montage of some of her finest moments we shared together on camera. Once a Philly Stoolie, always a Philly Stoolie. Goodnight, sweet princess. I’ll never forget that one time you accidentally touched my leg and the many times I purposely sniffed your hair. Smelled like…victory.
Did I draft Aaron Murray on my fantasy team just to pretend like I have some control over destiny? You bet your sweet nuts I did.