Anti-Obamacare Ads Feature Uncle Sam As The Creepy King Of Rape

Thanks Obama. Can’t even go to the doctor under this administration without being diddled by a figurative American icon. But there’s nothing more scary than Uncle Sam sporting the perfect mix of The Burger King Man, Pennywise and Jerry Sandusky. Patriotic nightmare fuel for years. But I have my suspicions of the authenticity of these commercials. Like why the hell does the male patient drop his pants with no questions asked after going in for a routine checkup? Only The Dude can get away with that kind of behavior and still look cool.

Also, my examination of that female patient would be the most through in Gynecology history. Swan dive in, head first. Won’t come out till the budget is balanced.

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