A Wholehearted Attempt To Be Part Of "The Lobster" From The Canadian Cragslist Ad Posted Today
CRAIGSLIST – Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) – mw4mw – 2725 (Montreal) We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more. We have this fantasy that we call “the lobster”. The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard. So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream. We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting. On parle aussi français. Si vous êtes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Gave it the old college try, folks. Damn close to fufilling these Canadian’s fantasy of becoming some real life shelfish version of The Human Centipede.
On a side note two of my posts today have revolved around the art of anal fisting and the other about a Russian dude nailing his scrotum to the street. Thank God for that college degree.
From: Smitty
To: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
Subject: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 11:58:46 -0500
Bonjour,
A lady I know and I would like to participate. If possible, I would like to be the tail end of the lobster. The woman said she’ll take the body or the claw cause she’ll literally roll deep.
What photographic evidence is required to see she can take it? Fist? Softball bat? Bowling ball? Whatever you need.
Also, Under The Sea will need to be played in the background while this is going down. Sebastion deserves his respect.
Au Revoir,
Smitty
From: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
To: Smitty
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:09:32 -0500
We’re serious and you sound like you are joking. Plz send pics if you are serious.
From: Smitty
To: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:30:29 -0500
As serious as a mogul heart attack. Here is the lady going apetits on a forearm that’s as big and as dark as Mr. T’s in his prime. This sort of stuff isn’t even legal in the states anymore.
Anything else?
From: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
To: Smitty
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 12:56:49 -0500
Ok she is in. Need a picture of you from the body down.
From: Smitty
To: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 13:08:23 -0500
Notice the strong hands. Perfect mitts to deliver the hammer. So are we in? Cause we can be in Montreal by dusk.
*You’re damn right this is a pic of Hugh Jackman. If you’re gonna catfish with a category of this delicacy you shoot for the stars.*
From: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
To: Smitty
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 13:14:42 -0500
We have been getting a lot of responses what is there to separate you two from the others? Again plz be serious. Are you close to MOntreal?
From: Smitty
To: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 13:37:19 -0500
You see the photo’s right? The lady can fit the entire Republic of Congo up her ass for fun and her vagina probably smells like something pulled out of the sea already. I also know people who have direct access to Fist City, USA and would have no issues in dressing up as Dr. Zoidberg, claws and all, for maximum comfort.
That being said, we will be bringing these fine gentlemen with us.
2 reasons: Fills the Under the Sea quota and if I’m forced to be anything but the tail (God help me) I’m pretty sure if I had to watch this live over and over again I will be as loose as a goose anyways.
Your move, Quebec.
From: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
To: Smitty
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 13:39:30 -0500
fuck off
From: Smitty
To: z2ttd-417235369@pers.craigslist.org
Subject: RE: The Lobster
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 13:40:10 -0500
So that’s a no on the Zoidberg outfit? I’ll take that as a no on the Zoidberg outfit.
And that’s that. Probably for the best. And when I say probably I mean definitely. There’s no amount of Internet dollars for me to go to Montreal to take a fisting for the good of the Stool. A Nate I am not.
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PS – The amount of times I’ve watched that pool Under The Sea video would disturb even Liberace.